GAMES THAT MADE ME
Every cabinet here has a parent game. Risk. OGame. Metal Marines. Folded paper castles on a desk. This is the personal shelf — the influences told as stories, and where they live in the arcade now.
Paper wars · OGame (un-timered) · Metal Marines · Advance Wars · and more.
Open the shelfTHE STORY CABINET
Your authored adventures, visual novels, drafts, and Homeworld save now share one truthful continue screen. Progress stays in this browser.
The passport reads only documented local save keys. It does not upload progress, merge story canon, start Local Blu, or alter Homeworld state.
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NLP SURVIVOR
One-handed bullet-hell survivor. Blu vs the endless swarm — auto-fire, turrets, upgrades, glow trails. Now with touch controls.
Play NowLEMONADE STAND
Apple II Edition. Green phosphor nostalgia. Make $25 in 14 days selling lemonade.
Play NowNUMBER CHOMPERS
Fire up the Chomptron 6000, the math department's classroom CRT. Chomp the right numbers, dodge the Troggles, set the Lab Record.
Play NowLEMONADE TI-85
TI-85 Edition. Calculator lemonade business. Weather affects sales. Make $100 in 30 days.
Play NowSIM-WASECA
Seven small games on a real-parcel Waseca, run from the County Plat Book courthouse ledger. Inked lots, rubber stamps, honest days, and Inspector Pammy Whammy.
Play NowLED MARQUEE
BlueJay's programmable sign generator. LED, flip-tile, bulb, theater styles. Create animated messages.
Play NowNEON CHALK
Digital chalkboard with neon glow effects. Draw, save as PNG. Multiple colors and brush sizes.
Play NowCHANGING CHARACTERS
Fighter selection experience. 20 unique characters, costume colors, stats. Pick your warrior and fight!
Play NowNSS NORMAL
Walk the decks of the flagship NSS NORMAL (RE8-222) and talk to the crew. Nine characters, a real bridge, and a warp-core boot sequence. Desktop best; touch mode aboard.
Play NowHEART DEFENSE
Tower defense with trauma-informed mechanics. Defend a broken heart from shadow enemies with healing towers.
Play NowCARNIVAL OF NORMAL
Dark midnight carnival CYOA. 16 booths, a real coin pusher, a crane that almost grabs. Collect tickets. Enter The Becoming.
Play NowASCII ZOO
ASCII art animal exhibit. Retro terminal aesthetic with character-based creatures.
Play NowORCA BOARD
Tactical strategy on a ship's deck grid. Command Dev and Sec agents — build the projects, hold off the threats, survive the audit.
Play NowHELPDESK BLU
Work a shift at the help desk with Blu. Every move ticks the clock for every ticket — triage the chaos, beat the breach, earn the S-rank.
Play NowBLUDEX BATTLE
The collection becomes the deck. Every BluDex card is playable — build your 12, duel the Mirror Deck across the three doors. No packs, no timers.
Play NowIS THIS NORMAL?
Press the button. Blu consults a random instrument — the Almanac, a star reading, the Internet Button itself. The reading is always 69% Normal.
Play NowBLUVERSE HOMEWORLD
The un-timered space empire. Build a colony, raise a fleet, cross in FTL and watch your battles replay. Nothing moves until you end the cycle.
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