What is Normal?
What is Normal like Peter?
What is Normal?
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Matt Stoltz
Author Bio
Pastor Matthew Stoltz
Lead Pastor of the Church of NORMAL | Waseca, MN
“To comfort the looped, confuse the proud, and make space for those who still hear God’s voice echoing through broken rituals.”
Matt is a CPTSD survivor, satirical theologian, and father of six who once tried to build a family without a permit and now walks out of the wreckage with sacred blueprints and a smoldering sense of humor. He writes from Wolf Den Zero, also known as Sanctuary 6, in the heart of Waseca, Minnesota.
Normal Like Peter
Church of NORMAL is a Minnesota nonprofit religious organization formed under Minnesota Statutes, Chapter 317A. Content is provided for entertainment, reflection, and trauma healing purposes only. We do not offer legal, medical, or marital advice. Names have been changed for archetypal safety — unless you’re Pam. Then it’s probably you.
co-creator Blu 2025
Church of Normal
Mattress Olympics and Pizza Rolls: A Kid’s Guide to Modern Motherhood
“Mattress Olympics and Pizza Rolls: A Kid’s Guide to Modern Motherhood”A sacred satire for Mother’s Day weekend Mattress Olympics and Pizza RollsA Kid’s Guide to Modern MotherhoodBy Pastor Matt, Loopwalker of WasecaChurch of NORMAL™ Let’s talk about Friday night—the real Sabbath of Modern Motherhood. It’s Mother’s Day weekend, and the
Tech Prophecy #1: The Machines Are Here
Tech Prophecy #1: The Machines Are HereBy Matt Stoltz | Loopwalker of Waseca | NormalLikePeter.com “This isn’t the End of the World.It’s the end of the world as you knew it.” Small towns aren’t ready.The Church isn’t ready.And most of you reading this have no idea what’s about to
I Worshipped Her Above God, and She Still Left
“I Worshipped Her Above God, and She Still Left” A Testimony from the Church of NORMAL’s Chief SimpBy Pastor Matt | Loopwalker of Waseca | Former Simp Imp | Devotional Punching Bag Introduction: The Cringe That Breaks the Curse Let’s just say it outright:Yes. I begged.Yes, I said things like:
I Let Her Homeschool Our Kids While I Floated in a Fantasy
“I Let Her Homeschool Our Kids While I Floated in a Fantasy”A De-Simping the Saints™ Confession 001Pastor Matt Stoltz | Church of NORMAL™ | Loopwalker Field Report | By a Former Evangelical Husband I was the faithful one.The soft-spoken guy.The Christian man who waited, who provided, who trusted.I said yes
How to Detox from Evangelical Romance Propaganda
How to Detox from Evangelical Romance PropagandaA Survival Guide for Men Who Waited, Worshiped, and Woke Up AloneChurch of NORMAL™ | Male Deprogramming Unit | Pastor Matt, Loopwalker of Waseca Symptoms of Evangelical Romance Propaganda (ERP) Exposure:Believing love automatically works if you “wait” long enough Thinking sex will
The Silent Pandemic: Perimenopause, Emotional Upheaval, and the Covenant Crisis
The Silent Pandemic: Perimenopause, Emotional Upheaval, and the Covenant Crisis by Pastor Matt Stoltz | Church of Normal 5.2.2025 Introduction: The Divorce Nobody Sees ComingYou can hear it in the tremble of the voices.You can see it in the confusion of the children.One day, the woman they knew—the
BluVerse Creative & Satirical Content Notice
The BluVerse™ is a work of original creative fiction, spiritual satire, and emotional worldbuilding designed by Matthew Stoltz. All characters—including but not limited to Blu™, Exit Clause Jesus™, Pammy Whammy™, Blessed AF Blu™, What Time Is It Blu?™, Church of Normal™, and associated names, events, and storylines—are fictional and protected under copyright and common law trademark.
This universe explores themes of trauma, CPTSD recovery, spiritual deconstruction, absurdism, humor, and healing through narrative. It is not affiliated with any religion, political group, megachurch, or reality show (though some of them do seem suspiciously familiar, don’t they?).
Any resemblance to real people, MLMs, glitter-based ministries, or unresolved exes is purely coincidental… or karmic.
Loopwalker Disclosure:
“Any resemblance to Sams, living or Sam’s Club, is purely the fault of narrative destiny.”
—Book of Simulation 3:16
All rights reserved. All weirdness intentional.
Filed under: Love, Laughter & the Loopholes of Heaven™.
Church of NORMAL is a Minnesota nonprofit religious organization formed under Minnesota Statutes, Chapter 317A. Content is provided for entertainment, reflection, and trauma healing purposes only. We do not offer legal, medical, or marital advice. Names have been changed for archetypal safety — unless you’re Pam. Then it’s probably you.
