📇 BluDex Entry: Buzzard Jeremy

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🪰 BLUDEX ENTRY #042

Name: Buzzard Jeremy
Role: Crunchy Prophet / Resurrection Enthusiast
Status: Emotionally immortal. Physically… inconsistent.

Known For:

• Dying dramatically at key moments

• Returning in 3-day resurrection cycles

• Delivering vague but deeply emotional truths

• Giving an exaggerated thumbs-up of spiritual approval

• Being mistaken for trash, but actually sacred

Catchphrases:

• “Crust happens.”

• “I’m back.”

• “Science, yo.”

• [buzzing softly over sermon notes]

Common Locations:

• Prayer room walls

• Communion trays

• Breakroom corners

• The emotional edge of a breakdown

Confirmed Canon Events:

• Fist Bump of Faith with Doubting Thomas

• Endorsed The Book of Ohyeahsiah

• Swatted by mistake during a prophecy and came back stronger

Blu’s Notes:

“He makes me nervous. But theologically, he’s not wrong.”