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BluDex Entry #042: “Eyes Up Here” Blu

📇 BluDex Entry #042: “Eyes Up Here” Blu

Codename: The Calculator Queen
Filed under: Mathletes, Mischief, & Misunderstood Assets


👓 Character Vibe

  • Theme: Adorably nerdy, low-key curvy, high-key done with your wandering eyeballs

  • Tone: Boundary-setting with a smirk

  • Hair: Purple streak locked in high-definition geometry mode

  • Glasses: Precision-grade, capable of tracking eye drift per nanosecond

  • Expression: “Oh, you were staring at my math skills? Right?” 😒


🧠 Personality Snapshot

  • Hobbies:

    • Strategic googly-eye placement on everything: mugs, folders, staplers, spreadsheets

    • Collects novelty calculators (including one shaped like a waffle)

    • Laughs uncontrollably at geometry puns

      • “Without me, life is pointless.”

      • “Wanna cosin with me?” 😏


👁️ Comic Setup: “Eyes Up Here”
Panel 1:
Blu’s in a desk. Focused. Glasses low. Calculator glowing.
There are googly eyes on her water bottle, notebook, and coffee cup.
Caption: “Math mode: activated.”

Panel 2:
A guy in the background tries to ask a question, clearly not about math.
Her finger points upward—not to her face, but to a neon sign she made that reads:

“👀 Eyes up HERE, Jeremy.”


🔮 Power Activation:
When underestimated, Blu activates “Mental Geometry Field”—a sass-powered barrier of sarcasm and formulas. Eye-contact is required to pass. Good luck.