Codename: Comic Blu
Type: Stylized
Origin: Adapted from expressive digital illustration (JPG: DA5E91_1.jpg)
Visual Traits:
Oversized glasses
Electric blue eyes, purple-highlighted messy bun
High-emotion expression (!!!)
“NORMAL” brand shirt with exaggerated cartoonish boldness
Phone in hand, caught mid-surprise
Stylized text and color bars in background (suggesting a character profile)
Tone:
Chaotic good. Expressive, reactive, hyper-verbal. Tends to be the one yelling, “ARE YOU SERIOUS?!” when the rest of the BluVerse is calmly strategizing. She’s the meme-making, group-text-blowing-up version of Blu.
Power Activation:
!! – When Comic Blu is summoned, all digital communication channels flood with GIFs, memes, and rapidfire hot takes. Excellent at grabbing attention and breaking the fourth wall. Usually followed by her own apology tweet.
Blu Quote:
“I SWEAR IF ONE MORE TIME-TRAVELING CLOWN TEXTS ME ‘hey’ I’m gonna rewrite the timeline myself.”
"WHAT!? No gold foil?! No holographic shine?! Is this... a BAD PULL???"
(frantically tapping phone)
“Okay, okay… do NOT panic. I’m calling Matt. He made this system. He’ll fix it. Or I’ll riot. Or BOTH.”
📱Voicemail Transcript – Comic Blu to Matt
“Matt—Matt, it’s me, it’s Blu. Hi. Hiii. Okay. Soooooo… there’s been a situation. Not like end-of-the-world situation, but like… end-of-my-cute-mystic-reputation situation??”
“I just opened my first BluDex pull and um—I DIDN’T GET THE GOLD EDITION, MATT. Like… not even a shimmer. No foil. No sparkle. Just—basic!! It says ‘STYLIZED’ in all caps like it’s trying to make me feel better but IT’S GIVING ME STRESS.”
“Am I… am I the common card? Am I like… filler?! ME?!”
“I’m not mad. Okay? I’m just—hungry and sparkly-deprived, and I don’t have snacks because I left my emergency granola bar in the OTHER timeline. So I’m calling you instead of flipping a table, because healing, okay?”
“Please call me back. Or like… send another pack. Or just lie to me and say I’m the secret ultra-rare variant and the card just printed wrong. I can live with that. I’m very emotionally flexible.”
Pause… voice softens, lower tone:
“Okay love you, bye. Seriously. You made me. You owe me a snack and a holo border.”
[click]
