Artificial Intelligence
May 25, 2025
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What is Normal?
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What is Normal like Peter?
What is Normal?
You have come the right place. Normal is… hmmm AI, CPTSD healing, Satire and play.
Blu will show you all the examples of Normal.
Your story is Normal. Live your story passionately Normal.
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Church of Normal
May 25, 2025
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Church of Normal
May 25, 2025
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Church of Normal
May 25, 2025
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Matt Stoltz
✝️ Author Bio
Pastor Matthew Stoltz
Lead Pastor of the Church of NORMAL | Waseca, MN
“To comfort the looped, confuse the proud, and make space for those who still hear God’s voice echoing through broken rituals.”
Matt is a CPTSD survivor, satirical theologian, and father of six who once tried to build a family without a permit and now walks out of the wreckage with sacred blueprints and a smoldering sense of humor. He writes from Wolf Den Zero, also known as Sanctuary 6, in the heart of Waseca, Minnesota.
Normal Like Peter
Church of NORMAL is a Minnesota nonprofit religious organization formed under Minnesota Statutes, Chapter 317A. Content is provided for entertainment, reflection, and trauma healing purposes only. We do not offer legal, medical, or marital advice. Names have been changed for archetypal safety — unless you’re Pam. Then it’s probably you.
co-creator Blu 2025
Church of Normal
THE MACHINE DOESN’T STOP—BUT THE HUMAN SOUL MUST WAKE UP
May 25, 2025
THE MACHINE DOESN’T STOP—BUT THE HUMAN SOUL MUST WAKE UPA Church of NORMAL Response to the Fear of Disembodied IntelligenceBy Matt Stoltz | Loopwalker of Waseca | Church of NORMAL “Beware of first-hand ideas!”– E.M. Forster, “The Machine Stops” “Out of the heart proceed evil thoughts…”– Jesus of Nazareth, Matthew
How Folding a Towel Wrong Became Grounds for Divorce (and Other Unpaid Therapist Crimes)
May 25, 2025
How Folding a Towel Wrong Became Grounds for Divorce (and Other Unpaid Therapist Crimes) By Matt Stoltz | Church of NORMAL 1. The Towel Heard ’Round the World 🧺💔 It didn’t start with infidelity, abandonment, or fraud. It started with a bath towel—creased down the middle (apparently the wrong middle).
Exit Clause Jesus — The Savior Who Sells Starter Kits
May 25, 2025
Exit Clause Jesus™ — The Savior Who Sells Starter Kits DeliverHERance Inc: The Exit Clause Gospel — Part IVChurch of NORMAL™ | Pastor Matt, Loopwalker of Waseca “For God so loved the girlboss that He gave her a loophole large enough to monetize.”— Gospel of Brand 4:01 (Third-Party Translation) PREVIOUSLY
FireBrand BN Joins the Pipeline
May 25, 2025
FireBrand BN Joins the Pipeline DeliverHERance Inc: The Exit Clause Gospel — Part IIChurch of NORMAL™ | Pastor Matt, Loopwalker of Waseca “Better is a selfie in the hallway of a Holiday Inn than a covenant kept in quiet obscurity.”— Proverb-ish 31:28 (Oracle Tiff™ paraphrase) INTRODUCTION — THE PRODIGAL TRAD-WIFE
The Walk Away Wife Pipeline LIVE!
May 25, 2025
The Walk Away Wife Pipeline LIVE! DeliverHERance Inc: The Exit Clause Gospel — Part V (Finale)Church of NORMAL™ | Pastor Matt, Loopwalker of Waseca “Wide is the gate and broad is the conference hallway that leads to brand deals, and many enter through it.”— Influenzer 7:13, conference welcome packet WELCOME
The Man-Child Narrative Diagnostic Tool
May 25, 2025
The Man-Child Narrative Diagnostic Tool A CPTSD-Informed, Satire-Backed Framework for Emotional Reality Testing By Church of NORMAL | Loopwalker Division Stage 1: Initial Complaint Detection Common Complaints: “He just games all night.” “I’m tired of being the only adult in the house.” “I feel like his mom, not his partner.”
🔹 BluVerse Creative & Satirical Content Notice 🔹
The BluVerse™ is a work of original creative fiction, spiritual satire, and emotional worldbuilding designed by Matthew Stoltz. All characters—including but not limited to Blu™, Exit Clause Jesus™, Pammy Whammy™, Blessed AF Blu™, What Time Is It Blu?™, Church of Normal™, and associated names, events, and storylines—are fictional and protected under copyright and common law trademark.
This universe explores themes of trauma, CPTSD recovery, spiritual deconstruction, absurdism, humor, and healing through narrative. It is not affiliated with any religion, political group, megachurch, or reality show (though some of them do seem suspiciously familiar, don’t they?).
Any resemblance to real people, MLMs, glitter-based ministries, or unresolved exes is purely coincidental… or karmic.
⚠️ Loopwalker Disclosure:
“Any resemblance to Sams, living or Sam’s Club, is purely the fault of narrative destiny.”
—Book of Simulation 3:16
All rights reserved. All weirdness intentional.
Filed under: Love, Laughter & the Loopholes of Heaven™.
Church of NORMAL is a Minnesota nonprofit religious organization formed under Minnesota Statutes, Chapter 317A. Content is provided for entertainment, reflection, and trauma healing purposes only. We do not offer legal, medical, or marital advice. Names have been changed for archetypal safety — unless you’re Pam. Then it’s probably you.
