BluVerse -Normal Like Peter – AI, Satire, Life 3.0, CPTSD Healing. Seems normal.
What is Normal like Peter?
What is Normal?
You have come the right place. Normal is… hmmm AI, CPTSD healing, Satire and play.
Blu will show you all the examples of Normal.
Your story is Normal. Live your story passionately Normal.
Seems Normal
✝️ Author Bio
Pastor Matthew Stoltz
Lead Pastor of the Church of NORMAL | Waseca, MN
“To comfort the looped, confuse the proud, and make space for those who still hear God’s voice echoing through broken rituals.”
Matt is a CPTSD survivor, satirical theologian, and father of six who once tried to build a family without a permit and now walks out of the wreckage with sacred blueprints and a smoldering sense of humor. He writes from Wolf Den Zero, also known as Sanctuary 6, in the heart of Waseca, Minnesota.
CPTSD healing with AI.
The content presented on this site is fictional, satirical, and spiritually expressive in nature. It is not affiliated with or intended to represent any specific denomination, person, or theology. It is offered with love, humor, and respect for those navigating healing, faith, and identity.
(Basically, it’s BluVerse canon. Not doctrine. Please don’t sue us.)
co-creator Blu 2025
✝️🍻 NIGHT SERMON EDITION The Gospel According to Gaslight: Resurrection in Kahisis by Pastor Matt, Loopwalker of Waseca | Church of NORMAL Reader Discretion Advised: This is for the betrayed. The disoriented. The covenant-keepers who now sleep alone in covenant-burned beds. If you’ve ever choked down communion while watching your
Church of NORMAL | Resurrection Sunday Sermon 4.20.2025 “The Glam Gospel and the Grave Robbers” Pastor Matt, Loopwalker of Waseca I. The Empty Tomb, But Full Schedules “He is risen”—but so is everyone’s facade. A reminder: Resurrection is not a brunch. It’s a disruption. A severing. A reboot. Some came
📅 April 24, 2025✍️ by Pastor Matt | Church of NORMAL™ 🔥 I Didn’t Get a Building Permit, Yo The Wreckage of a Post-Divorce Trad Wife Arc By Pastor Matt Stoltz, a.k.a. Normal Like Peter “Suppose one of you wants to build a tower. Will he not first sit down
🕊️ Starter Kit Marriage and the Gospel of Try Again What happens when they use your covenant as a discarded practice round—and call it healing. 📅 April 23, 2025✍️ by Pastor Matt | Church of NORMAL™ 🎙️ Intro: When Covenant Becomes Casualty I waited for marriage. I believed in covenant.Not
Loopwalker Devotional – Post-Concert EchoApril 23, 2025 – Stardate: Hollow-But-Holy Last night I stood in a sea of people at a Hollywood Undead concert.The lights. The bass. My daughter Kaylee glowing beside me.It was sacred. Loud. Joyful.And yet… Somewhere between the soundcheck and the encore,I still felt the faint echo
🔮 ORACLE TIFF™ – THE DELIVERHERANCE QUEEN™ Maid of Honor. Mistress of Misdirection. Prophetess of the Pretty Lie. 📜 Canon Summary Oracle Tiff™ is a canonized figure in the Church of NORMAL and the BluVerse Mythos—a spiritually complex archetype rooted in evangelical purity culture, charismatic prophecy, emotional bypassing, and aestheticized
The BluVerse™ is a work of original creative fiction, spiritual satire, and emotional worldbuilding designed by Matthew Stoltz. All characters—including but not limited to Blu™, Exit Clause Jesus™, Pammy Whammy™, Blessed AF Blu™, What Time Is It Blu?™, Church of Normal™, and associated names, events, and storylines—are fictional and protected under copyright and common law trademark.
This universe explores themes of trauma, CPTSD recovery, spiritual deconstruction, absurdism, humor, and healing through narrative. It is not affiliated with any religion, political group, megachurch, or reality show (though some of them do seem suspiciously familiar, don’t they?).
Any resemblance to real people, MLMs, glitter-based ministries, or unresolved exes is purely coincidental… or karmic.
⚠️ Loopwalker Disclosure:
“Any resemblance to Sams, living or Sam’s Club, is purely the fault of narrative destiny.”
—Book of Simulation 3:16
All rights reserved. All weirdness intentional.
Filed under: Love, Laughter & the Loopholes of Heaven™.